Bumper Stickers

**Kinga** Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:36 am

New Bumper Stickers

*Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

*This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.

*This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..

*Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!

*Faster than a speeding ticket!

*Adults are just kids with money.

*T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.

*You are right where you belong, behind me!

*YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move!

*Keep honking, I am reloading!

*They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.

*Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

*Do unto others before they do unto you.

*Was today really necessary?

*The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.

*In theory, everything works.

*Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

*Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION.

*Nothing is illegal until you get caught.

*Your lucky color has faded.

*Too many freaks, not enough circuses!

*A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

*The more I learn, the less I understand.

*Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?