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More Bumper Stickers
MORE BUMPER STICKERS!
*If you're not a haemorrhoid, get off my ass.
*If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better.
*Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.
*Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
*I brake for no apparent reason.
*Forget about world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
*No radio - already stolen.
*Caution! I drive like you do.
*Student Driver Get the hell out of my way!
*OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
*Your kid may be an honours student, but you're still an idiot.
*I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
*So many stupid people...so few comets.
*We have enough youth. How about a Fountain of Smart?
*He who laughs last thinks slowest.
*Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at maths.
*It IS as bad as you think, they ARE out to get you.
*Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
*Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
*Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
*Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons.
*Born free. Taxed to death.
*The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
*Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
*I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
*Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
*Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
*Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
*Montana -- At least our cows are sane!
*I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
*Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
*If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
*When you do a good deed, get a receipt in case heaven is like the IRS.
*Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
*I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
*Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
*Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it.
*I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
*IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
*Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students.
*It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
*According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
*Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.
*Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
*A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
*Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
*How can I miss you if you won't go away?
*I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
*Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
*We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
*Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
*Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
*Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
*Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
*Don't squat with your spurs on.
*If you're not a haemorrhoid, get off my ass.
*If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better.
*Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.
*Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
*I brake for no apparent reason.
*Forget about world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
*No radio - already stolen.
*Caution! I drive like you do.
*Student Driver Get the hell out of my way!
*OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
*Your kid may be an honours student, but you're still an idiot.
*I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
*So many stupid people...so few comets.
*We have enough youth. How about a Fountain of Smart?
*He who laughs last thinks slowest.
*Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at maths.
*It IS as bad as you think, they ARE out to get you.
*Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
*Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
*Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
*Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons.
*Born free. Taxed to death.
*The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
*Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
*I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
*Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
*Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
*Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
*Montana -- At least our cows are sane!
*I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
*Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
*If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
*When you do a good deed, get a receipt in case heaven is like the IRS.
*Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
*I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
*Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
*Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it.
*I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
*IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
*Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students.
*It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
*According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
*Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.
*Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
*A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
*Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
*How can I miss you if you won't go away?
*I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
*Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
*We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
*Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
*Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
*Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
*Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
*Don't squat with your spurs on.
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